Blogging? WTF?

For my first ever blog, I just have to say that I've never been and will never be fond of blogging. I am also not fond of anything of the sort like plurk and twitter which I believe are worse and worst of them all are Facebook status messages. I honestly do not know where blogging came from nor is it in my interest to know. But I've always wanted to try anything that the internet offers. I've always believed that socializing, sharing your personal thoughts and especially emotions by means of the internet is somewhat a degenerate habit that we modern human beings developed. And I've come to generalize bloggers as middle-aged self-centered and anti-social virgins.

Blogging, in general, is just a whole bunch of mostly faceless people posting non-sensical or popular material on their blogs and hoping that alot of people will view their sites, not caring if the people viewing their blogs disregard the things they've written as long as they click on the Google Ad links in their site. In short blogging is just a way for very lazy but intelligent people to make profits while not doing anything other than making use of their fingers and coming up with strings of words in their head that are popular among the search engines like celebrities, movies, free downloads of stuff, and of course porn. Yes, I know what you're thinking about me and yes I do.

What i hate most about blogging is that it makes people fat. And I hate fat people. I also hate people with bad grammar. But one thing I love about blogging is that you can say anything you want. You don't need to be careful of whatever you are or will be saying. When you want something said you'll just have to type it then post it and you have a blog. After you've posted something everyone in the world can view it. "People" can finally read those terrible things you've just said about that annoying friend you hated a lot and described her with very colorful and intriguing words that you're mom didn't teach or wanted you to say. Oh! By the way, your mom may be one of those "People" who'll be reading your blog.

Hi Mom!